A Little Something For The Ladies

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Why do little boys whine? They are practicing to be men.

What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

How do you keep a man from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.